What type of Fae are you?
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Random Lyrics Meme...
I has been tagged by Nellie. I will do this on devArt too, I think. I might. Here's the blank for the meme: Random Lyrics Meme
1. Play the media player of your choice (iTunes, etc) on shuffle.
2. Skip to the point in the song indicated.
3. Write down the lyrics being sung at that point.
4. Describe the image that pops into your head either relating to or inspired by those lyrics. ((in the dA ver., it says draw, but this is a blog, so.... yeah...))
5. If the time given is longer than the song, then subtract exactly one minute and start from there instead.
6. If the song is instrumental, you may skip it or write something inspired by the music.
7. This is serious buisness, so don't even think about having fun! XP
~2:42~ I think I need a new town to leave this all behind...
Someone wanting a new life, away from their old one, who wants adventure, or another chance.
~2:12~ -violin solo- Sidewalks, running away from the streets we knew...
Makes me think of someone running away from their home.
~0:59~ We're looking forward to the future, where my eyesight is going back...
Only thing I can think of is Phil of the Future. I'm like, -dammitfacepalm-
~1:11~ Won't stop believin' 'cause I'm gonna win...
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIENDS... -headdesk-
~1:55~ ...But how will I know how to start?
Someone confessing to their loved one, and asking themselves this question.
~3:52~ (Do this with me.) Here we go now, life's waiting to begin...
ONE PIECE! Mwa ha ha! It reminds me of Luffy, actually, giving other people the chance to go on an adventure, and to have the time of their lives.
~0:22~ Sometimes I just want to know what it's like to be you.
I think of a Prince and the Pauper type of thing. I think, it's like there one guy who envy's another person's life, and wants to know how they live and stuff.
~2:11~ I think I'll start a new life, I think I'll start all over, where no one knows my name...
Gah, this is the same song as the first one. Um... it kinda makes me think of someone who wants to get away from what they have right now, where everything seems to be too much for them. They want to start anew, someplace else.
~3:49~ Yeah, the world is still sleeping while I keep on dreaming for me...
Kinda makes me think of a Sleeping Beauty type thing. Um... I don't know what to say for this one.
~1:48~ Finding a day, don't wanna be you, when the top of the world falls on you...
Don't know what to think about this one. Um... a guy who is like, "boy, I don't wanna be that person. they're making bad choices," or something like that. When one person is commenting about how this other person is doing something, and the consequences are so bad, they don't wanna be them when it happens.
-tags everyone who sees this-
1. Play the media player of your choice (iTunes, etc) on shuffle.
2. Skip to the point in the song indicated.
3. Write down the lyrics being sung at that point.
4. Describe the image that pops into your head either relating to or inspired by those lyrics. ((in the dA ver., it says draw, but this is a blog, so.... yeah...))
5. If the time given is longer than the song, then subtract exactly one minute and start from there instead.
6. If the song is instrumental, you may skip it or write something inspired by the music.
7. This is serious buisness, so don't even think about having fun! XP
~2:42~ I think I need a new town to leave this all behind...
Someone wanting a new life, away from their old one, who wants adventure, or another chance.
~2:12~ -violin solo- Sidewalks, running away from the streets we knew...
Makes me think of someone running away from their home.
~0:59~ We're looking forward to the future, where my eyesight is going back...
Only thing I can think of is Phil of the Future. I'm like, -dammitfacepalm-
~1:11~ Won't stop believin' 'cause I'm gonna win...
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIENDS... -headdesk-
~1:55~ ...But how will I know how to start?
Someone confessing to their loved one, and asking themselves this question.
~3:52~ (Do this with me.) Here we go now, life's waiting to begin...
ONE PIECE! Mwa ha ha! It reminds me of Luffy, actually, giving other people the chance to go on an adventure, and to have the time of their lives.
~0:22~ Sometimes I just want to know what it's like to be you.
I think of a Prince and the Pauper type of thing. I think, it's like there one guy who envy's another person's life, and wants to know how they live and stuff.
~2:11~ I think I'll start a new life, I think I'll start all over, where no one knows my name...
Gah, this is the same song as the first one. Um... it kinda makes me think of someone who wants to get away from what they have right now, where everything seems to be too much for them. They want to start anew, someplace else.
~3:49~ Yeah, the world is still sleeping while I keep on dreaming for me...
Kinda makes me think of a Sleeping Beauty type thing. Um... I don't know what to say for this one.
~1:48~ Finding a day, don't wanna be you, when the top of the world falls on you...
Don't know what to think about this one. Um... a guy who is like, "boy, I don't wanna be that person. they're making bad choices," or something like that. When one person is commenting about how this other person is doing something, and the consequences are so bad, they don't wanna be them when it happens.
-tags everyone who sees this-
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Commie is awesome...
Vampiric bloodsucking organic yogurt cow who drinks the blood of the innocents with bits of angel flesh that were killed in agony and iced with black vinegar.
Today at Community Highschool, we had lunch. With Aliss. OMG, and the Farmer's market was right there! NEXT TO US. AND WE WERE WATCHING PEOPLE. AND THIS ONE DUDE WHO ENJOYS BUYING BROCCOLI AND BREAD.
And yeah. I had two smoothies, a cookie, and cheerios for lunch. It was pretty awesome.
The thing up front? It's what Nathanael and I are gonna call Aliss now. XD The vampiric bloodsucking... who drinks the blood of the innocents is from Aliss's salsa, which she said was made from the blood of the innocent's she's killed. It was some pretty awesome salsa, it was. And the bits of angel flesh that were killed in agony (the angels) and iced with black vinegar, those were her blue tortilla chips. They were pretty good too. They were organic. Katherine called them orgasmic. It was funny.
The organic yogurt part was from Nathanael. At lunch, Aliss had some organic yogurt. He called her the organic yogurt child. We were in Smoothie King, and I was laughing.
The cow part was from when I gave her part of my chocochip cookie. She mooed when she ate it. I think because she liked it. Nathanael and I were laughing, and we were like, THE COW! And we came up with the name.
And I'm gonna write a yaoi story soon. It will be awesome. With smex. And awesomeness. Because I'm cool like that. Aliss and I have OC's, and those are gonna be my characters. HAH.
And MyLifeIsAverage.com is the funniest shit ever. I love that place. Aliss showed me it. IT'S HILARIOUS.
And Hetalia. So great. It's the best webcomic ever. And if you haven't seen it yet, go google it. And read it on Livejournal. Because they have scanlations, and they are HILARIOUS. History with people as nations, yeah! England has caterpillar eyebrows. And America is a hero. Who is England's child, hah. AND RUSSIA IS AMAZINGLY PSYCHOTIC. And France is a perv. But he's so cool! And awesome!
And yeah. I need to go to sleep now. PEACE, Y'ALL.
(I don't even know why I said that.)
Today at Community Highschool, we had lunch. With Aliss. OMG, and the Farmer's market was right there! NEXT TO US. AND WE WERE WATCHING PEOPLE. AND THIS ONE DUDE WHO ENJOYS BUYING BROCCOLI AND BREAD.
And yeah. I had two smoothies, a cookie, and cheerios for lunch. It was pretty awesome.
The thing up front? It's what Nathanael and I are gonna call Aliss now. XD The vampiric bloodsucking... who drinks the blood of the innocents is from Aliss's salsa, which she said was made from the blood of the innocent's she's killed. It was some pretty awesome salsa, it was. And the bits of angel flesh that were killed in agony (the angels) and iced with black vinegar, those were her blue tortilla chips. They were pretty good too. They were organic. Katherine called them orgasmic. It was funny.
The organic yogurt part was from Nathanael. At lunch, Aliss had some organic yogurt. He called her the organic yogurt child. We were in Smoothie King, and I was laughing.
The cow part was from when I gave her part of my chocochip cookie. She mooed when she ate it. I think because she liked it. Nathanael and I were laughing, and we were like, THE COW! And we came up with the name.
And I'm gonna write a yaoi story soon. It will be awesome. With smex. And awesomeness. Because I'm cool like that. Aliss and I have OC's, and those are gonna be my characters. HAH.
And MyLifeIsAverage.com is the funniest shit ever. I love that place. Aliss showed me it. IT'S HILARIOUS.
And Hetalia. So great. It's the best webcomic ever. And if you haven't seen it yet, go google it. And read it on Livejournal. Because they have scanlations, and they are HILARIOUS. History with people as nations, yeah! England has caterpillar eyebrows. And America is a hero. Who is England's child, hah. AND RUSSIA IS AMAZINGLY PSYCHOTIC. And France is a perv. But he's so cool! And awesome!
And yeah. I need to go to sleep now. PEACE, Y'ALL.
(I don't even know why I said that.)
Monday, August 31, 2009
Yey fanfiction...
Me, Lili, 'n Nellie have been writing fanfiction. It's fun. :D
I don't know what I'm doing right now, actually. There's a really funny snippet I would put up here, but it's not kid friendly. XD
And right now, the cat is stretched out on my lap. Did I say that we got a cat? It's a little kitty, six weeks old. Or something. She keeps twitching. Now she's looking at me. XD She's all sleepy. and fuzzy. And she just jumped off my lap. Whoa. Her name's Nellie. Like, Nellie's name. XD She's so cute. And all stretched out. I'm gonna post a picture spam of her on here someday. XD
I don't know what I'm doing right now, actually. There's a really funny snippet I would put up here, but it's not kid friendly. XD
And right now, the cat is stretched out on my lap. Did I say that we got a cat? It's a little kitty, six weeks old. Or something. She keeps twitching. Now she's looking at me. XD She's all sleepy. and fuzzy. And she just jumped off my lap. Whoa. Her name's Nellie. Like, Nellie's name. XD She's so cute. And all stretched out. I'm gonna post a picture spam of her on here someday. XD
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Stereotypes...
Got these from Albinos, Heartless, and Bestest Buddies. The Moon, Milk, and Vampires gots them now too... wtf, whatever. Bolded italics apply to me.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.
Saturday, August 22, 2009
I have nothing to write about...
I'm so bored. Really. I don't know what I should write about. And I really love fanfiction right now. But I still wanna watch my animeeeeeee. And I hate school homework. I still have an essay. I haven't even started. Damn. Watch me fail. Oh, and Aliss, YOU NEED TO SEND ME YOUR ANSWERS. I forgot to remind you. I'm gonna email you. Yeah.
My blog title. I'll talk about that for a while. You know, it's basically just stuff I love. Manga, for a good reason. I read lots and lots of manga. Mostly shounen manga, since it's all action, and it's pretty cool. I've read only two - three shoujo manga, and they were good ones. But I'll stick to shounen, more action, thanks. Lots and lots of action.
The yaoi. I am a yaoi fangirl, and I am proud of it. All gay people are awesome, and my fandoms have such good characters to pair together. Yay for yaoi. It makes the world go round. XD
And Fai's coat. You won't get this if you haven't read Tsubasa RESERVoir CHRoNiClE. It's an awesome manga, and Fai's coat is awesome and fluffy and looks soo waaaaarm. It's the best winter coat ever. His under coat is pretty awesome too. It's dark blue, and fluffy, but not as fluffy as the overcoat, and it's got a belt thing, too. It reaches down to Fai's calves. He's uber tall, but not as tall as Kurogane (Kuro-pipi, Kuro-chan, Kuro-mune!). And his over coat is white, and super fluffy, and soooooo pretty! It's got these light blue designs on the shoulders, and it reaches the ground, and it's got this huge hood! It's so awesome! And the sleeves! They're so long! And I guess I'm done spazzing about Fai's coat now. D:
I write fanfiction. Not often, but I do. I would write more often, but I'm usually reading other peoples fanfiction, or manga. Too bad for the semi-otaku. ~facepalm~ I love to draw too, but for the same reasons as writing, I don't do it often. I really should get off my ass and do something... Writing a story of my own would be nice. And drawing. I take lessons, but all I'm drawing are still lifes. Not what I want to draw, really. But it's basic stuff, and my teacher says I have to learn it, so there I am. I would love to draw something else. So I should. But I don't! I'm so lazyyyy. TT_TT
Gonna stop typing now. I'm finished, I guess. Whoooo.
My blog title. I'll talk about that for a while. You know, it's basically just stuff I love. Manga, for a good reason. I read lots and lots of manga. Mostly shounen manga, since it's all action, and it's pretty cool. I've read only two - three shoujo manga, and they were good ones. But I'll stick to shounen, more action, thanks. Lots and lots of action.
The yaoi. I am a yaoi fangirl, and I am proud of it. All gay people are awesome, and my fandoms have such good characters to pair together. Yay for yaoi. It makes the world go round. XD
And Fai's coat. You won't get this if you haven't read Tsubasa RESERVoir CHRoNiClE. It's an awesome manga, and Fai's coat is awesome and fluffy and looks soo waaaaarm. It's the best winter coat ever. His under coat is pretty awesome too. It's dark blue, and fluffy, but not as fluffy as the overcoat, and it's got a belt thing, too. It reaches down to Fai's calves. He's uber tall, but not as tall as Kurogane (Kuro-pipi, Kuro-chan, Kuro-mune!). And his over coat is white, and super fluffy, and soooooo pretty! It's got these light blue designs on the shoulders, and it reaches the ground, and it's got this huge hood! It's so awesome! And the sleeves! They're so long! And I guess I'm done spazzing about Fai's coat now. D:
I write fanfiction. Not often, but I do. I would write more often, but I'm usually reading other peoples fanfiction, or manga. Too bad for the semi-otaku. ~facepalm~ I love to draw too, but for the same reasons as writing, I don't do it often. I really should get off my ass and do something... Writing a story of my own would be nice. And drawing. I take lessons, but all I'm drawing are still lifes. Not what I want to draw, really. But it's basic stuff, and my teacher says I have to learn it, so there I am. I would love to draw something else. So I should. But I don't! I'm so lazyyyy. TT_TT
Gonna stop typing now. I'm finished, I guess. Whoooo.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Oh lawd...
Dude, I am so ashamed of myself. Otogi, for serious? I love Jou! Oh, and the username is my livejournal username. Dear lawd. I am ashaaaaaamed.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
It was awesome...
Oh jeezuz. Yesterday, me 'n Aliss (author of Bendy-Straws, Chinese Lanterns, and Plastic Crowns) went down to Huron River to do our summer homework. And while we were doing it, I decided to vault myself over the log and onto the riverbank to see what the river feels like. So, I vault over. What I didn't expect was that the riverbank would be so slippery. I flailed, and slipped, and fell into the water. Clothes and all. Oh damn.
So. Turns out the waters lukewarm, muddy at the bottom, and has rocks, too. Bad way to find out, but it was hilarious. I didn't get my head wet, at least. Me'n Aliss stood there laughing for a while, then went back to our homework.
On another note, my dad's a bastard. I forgot why. But he's a bastard. It's trufax.
So. Turns out the waters lukewarm, muddy at the bottom, and has rocks, too. Bad way to find out, but it was hilarious. I didn't get my head wet, at least. Me'n Aliss stood there laughing for a while, then went back to our homework.
On another note, my dad's a bastard. I forgot why. But he's a bastard. It's trufax.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Well...
This is the weirdest thing I've ever done, I think. Write my life down for anyone who can see it. But whatever. I don't even know what to write in this weird little life journal. Weird.
So. I have decided. I am a semi-otaku. Yes, because I don't think I spend every minute thinking about manga, and buying crap from it. But then again. I might be one. "Join the otaku hordes!" my mind says. I guess I have MPD or something. Who knows what the reasons are for the voices in your head. But having someone else to talk to beides your twin sister who is nothing like you is a good thing, too. Yay otakus. And mangaka, since they're the one's who created otakus.
And cosplay. I really wanna cosplay. Making my own costumes would be awesome, especially since I wouldn't run out of them for Halloween.
I just came back from a summer camp that was like, one week. Man, playing for seven hours a day makes me wonder why my fingers heal so quickly. I really don't know why they aren't bleeding right now. Especially since everything else I do seems to involve my fingertips, too. Violin, piano, typing on this keyboard...
And I love fanfiction. Fanfiction is the awesomeness. With yaoi. And smut. I have so many fandoms right now. Zelda, Yu-Gi-Oh, One Piece. Every other crap that I do. Fortunately, I have good sources for my fixes. I have free interweb drugs! Which is way better than actual drug drugs, I hope. I would probably get addicted the first time, if I tried drugs. I mean, second hand smoking is bad enough, since I don't even think cigarette smoke smells all that bad. Which is a bad thing, right?
Whatever now. I'm going to stop talking now. I don't know why this is so long, but yeah. Buh bye now.
So. I have decided. I am a semi-otaku. Yes, because I don't think I spend every minute thinking about manga, and buying crap from it. But then again. I might be one. "Join the otaku hordes!" my mind says. I guess I have MPD or something. Who knows what the reasons are for the voices in your head. But having someone else to talk to beides your twin sister who is nothing like you is a good thing, too. Yay otakus. And mangaka, since they're the one's who created otakus.
And cosplay. I really wanna cosplay. Making my own costumes would be awesome, especially since I wouldn't run out of them for Halloween.
I just came back from a summer camp that was like, one week. Man, playing for seven hours a day makes me wonder why my fingers heal so quickly. I really don't know why they aren't bleeding right now. Especially since everything else I do seems to involve my fingertips, too. Violin, piano, typing on this keyboard...
And I love fanfiction. Fanfiction is the awesomeness. With yaoi. And smut. I have so many fandoms right now. Zelda, Yu-Gi-Oh, One Piece. Every other crap that I do. Fortunately, I have good sources for my fixes. I have free interweb drugs! Which is way better than actual drug drugs, I hope. I would probably get addicted the first time, if I tried drugs. I mean, second hand smoking is bad enough, since I don't even think cigarette smoke smells all that bad. Which is a bad thing, right?
Whatever now. I'm going to stop talking now. I don't know why this is so long, but yeah. Buh bye now.
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