Commie is awesome...

Vampiric bloodsucking organic yogurt cow who drinks the blood of the innocents with bits of angel flesh that were killed in agony and iced with black vinegar.

Today at Community Highschool, we had lunch. With Aliss. OMG, and the Farmer's market was right there! NEXT TO US. AND WE WERE WATCHING PEOPLE. AND THIS ONE DUDE WHO ENJOYS BUYING BROCCOLI AND BREAD.

And yeah. I had two smoothies, a cookie, and cheerios for lunch. It was pretty awesome.

The thing up front? It's what Nathanael and I are gonna call Aliss now. XD The vampiric bloodsucking... who drinks the blood of the innocents is from Aliss's salsa, which she said was made from the blood of the innocent's she's killed. It was some pretty awesome salsa, it was. And the bits of angel flesh that were killed in agony (the angels) and iced with black vinegar, those were her blue tortilla chips. They were pretty good too. They were organic. Katherine called them orgasmic. It was funny.

The organic yogurt part was from Nathanael. At lunch, Aliss had some organic yogurt. He called her the organic yogurt child. We were in Smoothie King, and I was laughing.

The cow part was from when I gave her part of my chocochip cookie. She mooed when she ate it. I think because she liked it. Nathanael and I were laughing, and we were like, THE COW! And we came up with the name.

And I'm gonna write a yaoi story soon. It will be awesome. With smex. And awesomeness. Because I'm cool like that. Aliss and I have OC's, and those are gonna be my characters. HAH.

And MyLifeIsAverage.com is the funniest shit ever. I love that place. Aliss showed me it. IT'S HILARIOUS.

And Hetalia. So great. It's the best webcomic ever. And if you haven't seen it yet, go google it. And read it on Livejournal. Because they have scanlations, and they are HILARIOUS. History with people as nations, yeah! England has caterpillar eyebrows. And America is a hero. Who is England's child, hah. AND RUSSIA IS AMAZINGLY PSYCHOTIC. And France is a perv. But he's so cool! And awesome!

And yeah. I need to go to sleep now. PEACE, Y'ALL.









(I don't even know why I said that.)